Sunday, January 18, 2009

AHEM. Dr. Big Workup, in an effort to help you distinguish between the hopeless, chronic drunk who needs a night in the drunk tank and the patient that needs a CT, ECHO, multiple labs, cath urine, EKG, etc. etc. I present:

The Leap non-severity scale.

Please feel free to use it and quit wasting everyone's time!

4 comments:

Tex said...

0 Wanders parking lot still partially attached to backboard, asking everyone for cigarette

Hey, I took care of that guy!

Maha said...

I should NOT have read that while drinking orange juice! That one is going up on my nursing station!

Anonymous said...

pure class that one

Rogue Medic said...

Now we just need to get JCAHO to adopt it.

NAH! It makes sense, so TJC would never use it.