I'm orienting a new nurse, he's very smart and will make a great ER nurse someday but is still filled with the sweetness and light that they instill in nursing school and it is hard to watch his shining idealism take a daily pummeling.
Take for instance today, we had a patient who lived 45 miles away and had bypassed 4 other hospitals to come to our ER for treatment of their chronic back pain. RED FLAG! I don't care what lame ass excuses you give us - if you passed up 4 other hospitals we will immediately assume you have worn out your welcome at the other three. Sorry but that is just the way it goes, normal people don't drive long distances for no reason when there are other hospitals, clinics and urgent care facilities with in easy reach.
So the initial story was that the narcotics had been stolen but no, the police had not been notified. I offered to call the police so that a report could be made and the story changed. The doctor offered a small dose of narcotics if the patient could produce a ride. Multiple stories we given about rides coming that never showed up. I sent him to the waiting room to find a ride and told him to let the greeter know when he had one. A little while later the greeter called to tell me that the patient had a ride so I brought him back to the room. I was questioning the woman that he brought in when I started getting a funny feeling about how she was acting. When confronted she admitted that she didn't know him but had been offered $20 to say she was his driver. At that point I confronted the patient along with the doctor and the patient was told to scram. He refused.
My orientee stood by, wide-eyed, as our off duty police officer came to escort the patient from the premises. Instead of going quietly like a reasonable person would when faced with a six foot, four inch armed police officer he put up a fight. Next thing I know the patient is being tasered in the middle of the ER hall, four cop cars show up code three and the patient, I mean prisoner, is subdued, hog-tied and taken to jail, screaming profanities and spitting all the way.
Drug seeker-1, Wide-eyed idealism-0
The sad thing is that we in the ER face these situations on a regular basis. These drug addicts easily obtain narcotics from various doctors, clinics and ER's. They quickly become addicted and they visit more places to obtain more drugs. Slowly they find themselves cut off from source after source. Increasingly desperate they become dangerous to us, not all ER's are as fortunate as us to have off duty police in the department. In addition to being a threat to our safety they divert resources away from the truly ill and cost the taxpayers billions in health care dollars for unnecessary visits.
Sad, isn't it.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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Counting down to the pain-eurs attempting to flame this post into oblivion... 3.... 2.... 1....
Drug seeking behaviors around where I am are getting scary. Mix that in with random people wandering the halls of our unit at all hours of the night, and I fear things bad could happen soon. *crosses fingers that they don't*
*snap-snap-snap-POP*
God, I love a good taser story.
Sorry about the idealistic kid. It's better if idealism wears off quickly. Hurts less. Like pulling off a band-aid.
I hope they gave him an extra shot of the juice.
If he wasn't in pain before the zap, he certainly was afterward!
Tasers...gotta love'em. You should post pictures outside...."This is what happens to Drug Seekers Here"
Bet you guys get fewer seekers for a while.
Be Good, Stay Safe.
Put the narcotics in a vending machine in the lobby.
Problem solved, revenue generated.
Dude, you have off-duty cops in your ER? We can't even get on-duty cops to come help us out.
It is said in the journals I can't name because I don't read them, that tazering activates the pain pathways, indeed, overwhelming them, so that the initial pain the patient presents with is thereby, shall we say, "forgotten".
You playz you get tazed!
I wonder how far he'll have to drive next time?
Funny, never read you before. Hey, could you ask every nurse out there who works in the ED, is experienced...what kind of raise they all are getting these days?" ours is 3-5% if you are kissing managements ass. Thanks
we don't get raises. i'm maxed out, so i get a yearly cost of living raise, fully taxable.
What a riot! We only have wanta be police at our ER. Say a prayer each time I work out in triage. Would love to have a taser just in case of the stupid idiots!
As far as raises, that word does not compute. lol. Only get a lovely cost of living 2% if lucky.
Too bad inflation is 6-7%
I sure wish you could have gotten the video of that one. I'd create a tape and play it in the ER waiting room to divert drug seeekers.
Kind of like a high powered TENS (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) unit.
I have always wanted to modify the EKG machine into a tazer...maybe tape some 16 ga needles on the paddles....lengthen the cord....yeah...it could work!!!!!
Steve
Anonymous (Steve)- I like your style and I can see the 16ga needles on the 12 leads but can you modify it to attach to the defibrillator? Or maybe attach it to the hospitals generator?
The reason I said the EKG machine was so we could be watching the perps...ah.er..the PATIENTS heart rhythm...yeah thats it...the heart rhythm.... that way...we could be monitoring the rhythm....yeah thats it..so we could you know ...charge for the.....electricity......and the rhythm reading.....
Does anybody know the ICD-9 code for monitoring a heart rhythm?
Have I ever told you about my idea for a Prozac salt lick outside of the ED door?
Steve
See now the prozac salt lick idea is awesome! Because those could be installed in every ambulance in my city and life would be so much sweeter.
We're all getting Prozac in the tap water already.
Feel for you! ER and public schools are places of hell for the student/patient and real adult alike!
"We're all getting Prozac in the tap water already."
Yeah, but the dose isn't high enough yet!
We'll be even more messed up if we start poisoning the general population with Prozac, Lyrica, or some other drug, because we think we can address the problems of the disturbed. That would be very depressing.
Some websites have directions for making your own taser, which would, of course, be highly illegal.
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