When it says on the can of lighter fluid not to squirt onto lit barbecue they aren't kidding.The resulting explosion will mean a trip to the burn center for you as well as the loss of most of your new deck and the siding on the back of your house.
You would think that would be common sense but apparently not.
BTW, have you noticed how many stupid accidents start with 'a few brewski's?'
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Brewskis or someone saying, "hey, hold my beer this is gonna' be cool."
Just shows that Darwin may have been right after all!
I also love it when they decide to perk up the BBQ with a blast of gasoline.That pretty much does all of the above but gurantees anyone within a say 15 foot radius a trip to the Burn Center with them.
Accidents go better with Bud.
Part of the problem with burns is that they are copying what they saw somebody else doing. It has been done many times before, but in a way that, by good luck, did not result in a bad outcome. People do not understand the problem of holding a fuel source and connecting it to a fire source.
These also are patients who allow us to realize that what we thought was a lot of morphine/dilaudid/fentanyl is realy just a little bit. When you give 100 mg of morphine over less than an hour, have it followed up with 20 of dilaudid, and the patient is still in a lot of pain and NOT experiencing respiratory depression, well it puts pain management dosing in perspective.
I like the classic "watch this!"
I think there's a gene on the Y-chromosome somewhere that should bear that name. They'll find it between the gene that likes the Three Stooges and the one that values parallel parking as a measure of self-worth.
"a few brewski's" lead to 5 admissions to our unit over the holiday weekend. when will people learn....
Yo...you know it is not "a few"! It is ALWAYS "2 beers"...even if the BA is well over 400. LOL
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